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Dank Geek Review

Dank Geek Information

Dank Geek is an online headshop based in New Jersey. It stocks a fantastic blend of well-known brands and unique pieces. If you are looking for bongs, glass, dab rigs, pipes, or vapes, this is the place to start. It is a store run by enthusiasts, for enthusiasts.

Since its first day, Dank Geek has pledged to sell the best products, at the best prices with the best customer service. They are at the top of their game and provide everything you would expect from a well-stocked headshop, on top of that they also offer a couple of unique features:

  • Local artists – Dank Geek values one-off pieces and offers the opportunity for local artists’ glass to be featured in their store.
  • Rest in Piece Program – For the tragic moment when your favorite piece crashes into pieces, Dank Geek is there to help. This incredible service offers personalized discounts on new items if you suffer a breakage, even if you didn’t buy the original piece from them.

Dank Geek Product Range

Dank Geek stock just about any smoking or vaping device you can conceive of. Their website is easy to navigate and packed full of exciting treats and discoveries. You can find what you’re looking for via the drop-down menus or the on-page options. Their categories include hand pipes, vaporizers, water pipes, dab rigs, glass, silicone bongs, and a large number of accessories.

Currently, they provide products from over 40 manufacturers, and they are expanding their range all the time. The selection of brands includes:

  • Diamond Glass
  • Dr. Dabber
  • Empire Glassworks
  • GRAV®
  • Kraken Grinders
  • Mathematix Glass
  • Nucleus
  • Revelry Storage
  • Ronin Glass
  • ROSIN Tech
  • Storz & Bickel
  • Puffco Vaporizers

As well as this incredible line-up, they also stock their very own range of Dank Geek glassware.

Whatever you are looking for, you are sure to find it here. Some of the specific pieces they stock are:

  • Bubblers
  • Chillums
  • Spoons
  • Steamrollers
  • Stealthy Pipes
  • Straight Tubes
  • Recyclers
  • Dab Tools 
  • Torches
  • Ash catchers
  • Bowls
  • Downstems
  • Grinders

Dank Geek Payment Options 

Dank Geek accepts all major credit and debit cards, including Visa, Mastercard, American Express and Discover. Bitcoin and other cryptocurrencies are also accepted. 

To pay with Bitcoin, click ‘complete order’ at checkout, and then you will be automatically redirected to bitpay where your purchase will be completed securely. To find out how to pay with cryptocurrencies other than Bitcoin, contact them directly for detailed instructions.

If you want to look at 0% interest payment plans, you are given the option to pay via Sezzle. To do this, select ‘Sezzle’ and then press the ‘complete order’ option, and you will be redirected to the Sezzle dashboard.

Dank Geek Shipping 

All domestic orders shipped within the US are eligible for free, tracked shipping. International shipping is available to several countries worldwide. If you don’t see your country listed at checkout, it just means that they have not shipped there before. Send the customer service team an email, and they may be able to help you out.

All orders take between 24 and 48 hours to process. Processing will begin on the first working day after you place your order. Priority shipping is available at an extra cost. All packaging is discreet and in unmarked brown boxes.

Dank Geek offers a risk-free shipping policy that protects your goods in some specific situations. Before you add it to your order, make sure you read the terms carefully.

Return Options and Warranty

Returns are only accepted for unused items from US customers. All international sales are final. If you change your mind or aren’t happy with your purchase, you have 30 days to contact Dank Geek and return it unused and in its original packaging.

There is no warranty offered for any glass sold on site. Some other products like vaporizers may come with a manufacturer’s warranty. Check with the manufacturer before purchase to ensure that it covers items not directly sold by them.

Freebies and Dank Geek Coupon

Discounts and sale items are always displayed on their website. If you sign up for their newsletter, you get to spin the wheel and win one of a range of great discounts.

They also offer regular seasonal sales, so keep an eye out for them throughout the year. For example, during February, they provided an extra 15% off everything in honor of Valentine’s Day.

The Rest in Piece Program offers to send you a discount to help you buy a new piece when your old item gets damaged. This is available even if you didn’t buy from them in the first place. To claim, follow these steps:

  1. Take a photo of your broken piece.
  2. Include a note in the pic that says “Help me DankGeek”
  3. Email them at or tag/DM DankGeek on Instagram @DankGeek

Dank Geek Reviews

The majority of Dank Geek’s customer reviews are to be found on their site. They have a collection of nearly 600 site reviews and well over 7,000 individual products. The combined rating is 5 out of 5. While this is impressive, it’s always hard to know whether to take self-hosted reviews at face value. 

The happy customers mention the excellent products and fast shipping.


Review by Joseph M. on 6 Feb 2020review stating Amazing! I was very happy with my purchase! DankGeek is awesome and from when it shipped it was at my house in only a few short days. Highly recommend!!!

Verified buyer Joseph M was pleased with the service provided.

Dank Geek is a regular contributor to message boards and is quick to respond to any concerns or queries. Often their customer service team can be quite vocal in arguments relating to imported glass. One user who has since deleted their comments claimed that Dank Geek’s glass was mostly imported and not from American artists. This didn’t go down well:

You guys just stated a serious accusation without any concrete evidence to back it up. If you have hard evidence to support your claim I suggest you to post it besides stating that “it looks like import glass”. This is a serious matter to us so we have reached out to our account manager with your concern about their glass and asked them to give an explanation.

Found on Reddit

For a closer look at some of their items, there are lots of unboxing videos available on YouTube.

 Dank Geek Pros and Cons 


  • An incredible selection of products
  • Could be described as a ‘one-stop-shop’
  • Free US delivery 
  • Rest in Piece Program
  • Regular discounts and offers
  • Discreet packaging
  • Responsive on Reddit 


  • More presence on customer review sites would be useful.